منى هلال
14/03/2008, 03:46 AM
The following sign was seen in an Acapulco hotel:
- The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
- Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
From a Chinese information booklet about using hotel air conditioner:
- Cooles and Heates: if you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
- Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
- If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Lyrics for the Rolling Stones song 'Dead Flowers' was seen translated into Russian. In the song there is a reference to drug taking: "I'll be in my basement room, with a needle and a spoon'. The Russian translation read: "I'll be in the basement sewing and cooking.
:emo_m7:
- The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
- Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
From a Chinese information booklet about using hotel air conditioner:
- Cooles and Heates: if you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
- Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
- If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Lyrics for the Rolling Stones song 'Dead Flowers' was seen translated into Russian. In the song there is a reference to drug taking: "I'll be in my basement room, with a needle and a spoon'. The Russian translation read: "I'll be in the basement sewing and cooking.
:emo_m7: